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Make your own Fire Mchale sign in 4 easy steps!

Here's how:

Step 1.
Find a cardboard box. Not sure where to look? Start by checking in places like a garage
or a basement. With a keen eye, potential Fire McHale signs will begin to appear everywhere. Still no luck? Go to your local liquor store and explain why you so
desperately need cardboard, and they will gladly accommodate. Have you found a box? Good! Let's go to step 2.

Step 2.
Now that you have your box it is time to begin cutting. Using a sharp tool
of choice (picture inset) cut your box down to size. (IMPORTANT SAFETY PRECAUTION:
if you are an infant, toddler, tween, teen or otherwise unfit to handle sharp objects,
ask an adult with nerves of steel to cut your box for you! You may otherwise injure yourself, or even worse, botch a perfectly good Fire Mchale sign.) The size you pick is
critical to success. Cut the sign too small and nobody will notice, cut it too large and
you will have difficulty hiding it when security tries to eject you from those sweet
baseline seats. 18 inches x 18 inches is a good starter size. On to step 3!

Step 3.
It is now time to choose a message. "Fire McHale!" is a good place to start, "FireMcHale.com" is a better option since we gave you the idea. Do not try to incorporate FSN, TNT, or any other network initials into your sign, those are stupid. Do not write
"Circle Me Tom" or "Circle Me Hanny" anywhere on the sign, that's for Twins rubes,
you are classier than that. After you choose your message, outline it in a black Sharpie
or magic marker. Repeat: a black marker, not a pencil, pen or some cutesy color that
won't be legible on camera (see picture inset).

Step 4.
Finish things up by filling in your outlined type with more black marker. To avoid confiscation, you may want to conceal your sign by writing a nice message on the
reverse side of the sign, such as "Go Timberwolves", or "KG's house". Bring your sign
to Target Center and throw it up there for all to see, and then quickly fold it and put
it back in your coat before you get ejected.

Thats it! Your own "Fire McHale!" sign in 4 easy steps.